I think they are all from the english dubbed version, but i could be wrong...I'm just getting them off a website (but i remember them all )
Haruhi: Tamaki, can you not increase the amount of trash here?
Tamki: Its not trash. Its a home for a hamster
Haruhi: Senpai you don't have a hamster
Tamki: Im not your senpai, im juts someone you know
Tamki: Kyouya! you call the hair designer!
Tamki: Mori-senpai, get some contacts from the nurse!
hunny: Tama-chan! what about me?!
Tamki: Hunny- senpai you...
Hunny: Yeah?! Yeah?!
Tamki: Eat cake
Tamaki: This anime must be a romantic comedy! Haruhi and I are the main characters, therefore love intrests
Hikaru and Kaoru: What are we?
Tamaki: You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast!
Tamaki: MAMA! Haruhi is using those foul boy words again!
Kaoru: Mama being...
Kyoya: Based on club postion, i assume that would be me.
Honey: I think... that this kind of swimsuit would suit Haru-chan!
Hikaru: (Disagreeing) You don't really get it Honey. With her flat-board chest, she can fool others just by wearing our uniforms.
Kaoru: And so having her wear a one-piece to expose her meager body would just draw tears.
Kaoru & Hikaru: And so! This seperate swimwear type we carefully chose does a good job covering this problem with frills!
Kaoru: Ahh, so this is Haruhi's house?
Hikaru: It's pretty big. I didn't expect this.
Honey: There're so many rooms!
Kyouya: No, actually this is what they call a commoners' condominium building. Haruhi's home is most likely just one of these units
Nekozawa: (To himself) I am a wonderful prince-like oniichan... I'm not scared of the light! Evil beam on me!! (Shines a flashlight on his face)
Honey: All right...
Renge: Nekozawa finally... is able to point a flashlight at himself!
Twins: "Wow is that a new technique?! One man slow motion"
Haruhi: What are you talking about? It's instant coffee.
Girls: Instant Coffee? *tilts heads*
Tamaki: I've heard of this before, it's commoner's coffee! You just add hot water!!
Girl: I didn't know there was such a thing.
Girl 2: So it's true! Poor people don't even have enough fre time to ground their own coffee!
Kyoya: Commoners are very smart.
Hikaru: 100 grams for 300 yen? Thats a lot less than we normally pay!
Haruhi: Fine! I'll go back and get more. Excuse me for not buying you guys expensive coffee.
Tamaki: *Lifts hand* No, I'll keep it.
Tamaki: *Stands up* I'm going to give it a try.
Everyone: *looks horrified and shocked*
Tamaki: I WILL DRINK THIS COFFEE!
Everyone: *Claps and looks amazed*