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I think they are all from the english dubbed version, but i could be wrong...I'm just getting them off a website (but i remember them all :))

Haruhi: Tamaki, can you not increase the amount of trash here?
Tamki: Its not trash. Its a home for a hamster
Haruhi: Senpai you don't have a hamster
Tamki: Im not your senpai, im juts someone you know

Tamki: Kyouya! you call the hair designer!
Tamki: Mori-senpai, get some contacts from the nurse!
hunny: Tama-chan! what about me?!
Tamki: Hunny- senpai you...
Hunny: Yeah?! Yeah?!
Tamki: Eat cake

Tamaki: This anime must be a romantic comedy! Haruhi and I are the main characters, therefore love intrests
Hikaru and Kaoru: What are we?
Tamaki: You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast!

Tamaki: MAMA! Haruhi is using those foul boy words again!
Kaoru: Mama being...
Kyoya: Based on club postion, i assume that would be me.

Honey: I think... that this kind of swimsuit would suit Haru-chan!
Hikaru: (Disagreeing) You don't really get it Honey. With her flat-board chest, she can fool others just by wearing our uniforms.
Kaoru: And so having her wear a one-piece to expose her meager body would just draw tears.
Kaoru & Hikaru: And so! This seperate swimwear type we carefully chose does a good job covering this problem with frills!

Kaoru: Ahh, so this is Haruhi's house?
Hikaru: It's pretty big. I didn't expect this.
Honey: There're so many rooms!
Kyouya: No, actually this is what they call a commoners' condominium building. Haruhi's home is most likely just one of these units

Nekozawa: (To himself) I am a wonderful prince-like oniichan... I'm not scared of the light! Evil beam on me!! (Shines a flashlight on his face)
Honey: All right...
Renge: Nekozawa finally... is able to point a flashlight at himself!

Twins: "Wow is that a new technique?! One man slow motion"

Haruhi: What are you talking about? It's instant coffee.
Girls: Instant Coffee? *tilts heads*
Tamaki: I've heard of this before, it's commoner's coffee! You just add hot water!!
Girl: I didn't know there was such a thing.
Girl 2: So it's true! Poor people don't even have enough fre time to ground their own coffee!
Girls: *nods*
Kyoya: Commoners are very smart.
Hikaru: 100 grams for 300 yen? Thats a lot less than we normally pay!
Haruhi: Fine! I'll go back and get more. Excuse me for not buying you guys expensive coffee.
Tamaki: *Lifts hand* No, I'll keep it.
Everyone: *Gasps*
Tamaki: *Stands up* I'm going to give it a try.
Everyone: *looks horrified and shocked*
Everyone: *Claps and looks amazed*
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: You're gonna go far kid
  • Watching: A Mello tribute (shocker)
  • Drinking: Mountian Dew
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09alih Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The coffee one, I can't stand it!!! XD 

This one is my personal favorite, from The Refreshing Battle in Karuizawa.

Tamaki- SHE'S GONE!!! My beloved daughter has vanished off the face of the earth!! She must have been kidnapped by a band of gypsies, I just know it! Contact the police! We have to request an emergency deployment of the SDF!!
PreetyCake123 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The last one!!
Girl: "I am afraid that if I drink this coffee, my after will tell at me!"
Tamaki: "How about I let you drink it... From my mouth?"
Girl: "Then I would drink it."
Everyone: *fangirling*
ArtHereICome Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014   Digital Artist
Newspaper Club President: "Oh, it's nothing, just a baseball flying through the window and smacking me upside the head."
agerose15 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Tamaki broke the fourth wall XDD
Rochell-Goyle Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013
Haha I'm laughing so hard, while trying to be quiet in class!!! I love this so much!!!
Bakugami-Amaterasu17 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I have proudly yelled out: "MAMAA! Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again!" going back to class in a jam packed hallway at my high school.
firestarlver Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
They are not all from the english version. I would know i just watched several episodes of ouran and its not the way they said it on some of them
ichiruki88 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol ouran!! im sorry for randomly commenting like this, but i found your profile, and read it when i saw tamakis name.. ^^; oh and your icon is too cute~!!!!!
hipporules Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
Also this one:
Tamaki: Please don't add sound effects to my moment of dispar
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